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Code Pink Out-Sung at the White House

A friend just showed me a link to a great video posted on a blog. It's of a bunch of schoolkids visiting the White House, encountering a bunch of Code Pink miscreants, and then outsinging them. It can be found here. Scroll down to the second video file. Enjoy.

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No Truth In Al Gore's Inconvenient Truth

When you lose a bid for the highest elected office in the land, your day in the sun has set like the sun itself inevitably does. Can you think of any political figure--other than Grover Cleveland, but history looks past him-- in the history of our nation who, after losing a presidential race, maintained a significant presence and influence in American politics? 

What does this mean? It means that one must find another hobby in order to stay relevant, a reason for people to listen to you. What does that mean for Al Gore? Well, when you're a career politician like Al Gore, and grow up in DC around politicians and know how to do nothing else other than politics, your options are pretty limited. One option: make a self-aggrandizing movie about you, starring you, on a topic which most Americans don't count as a priority, and then proclaim the end of the world, unless people 1)see your movie, 2)believe your movie, 3)demand the actions you prescribe in your movie, and 4)live like you don't but how you say they should.

If you don't believe any of this, then believe the following. They are links to articles by thinkers much greater than Al Gore on the topics he addresses in his work of laughable fiction.

Keep one last thing in mind: In 2004, Al Gore lost the vote in his own state, Tennessee. If the people who sent him to the Senate didn't trust him with the White House, why should you trust him on the environment?

http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110008597 

http://www.opinionjournal.com/columnists/pdupont/?id=110008416


http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110008220

http://www.care2.com/c2c/groups/disc.html?gpp=714&pst=457031  

http://www.ncpa.org/pub/st/st285/

http://www.canadafreepress.com/2006/harris061206.htm

http://www.epw.senate.gov/pressitem.cfm?party=rep&id=257909 

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Joe Biden Has Something In Common With Elaine Benes

Oh, how Seinfeld mirrors life. I'm thinking of that moment when Elaine, Jerry, and George are in the coffee shop and Elaine is explaining how she used to "fake" it and proceeds to explain her point by saying, "Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake." In the same spirit of fakeness, I offer you another glimpse at the Senior Senator from Delaware, Joe Biden.

If you want to get a good look at Mr. Dentures, Joe Biden, being politically correct in the way Larry the Cable Guy might approve, click here.

And this guy wants to be president?

I'm sorry, but when you've got fake teeth protruding from a fake smile, fake tan all over your body, and fake sincerity oozing from every gesture and word, what is there to find genuine?

As if winning the "most appearances on the Sunday talk shows" award isn't bad enough, Sen. Biden tells an Indian that you have to be Indian to walk into a 7-11 in Delaware. Good one.

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Kim Jong Il

Ok, maybe it's me, but I just cannot take images of Kim Jong Il seriously. Perhaps it has something to do with seeing "Team America" and how they depict him. But even the cover of the new Economist has him flying on a rocket evoking thoughts of Elton John.

We should take his threats, missiles, or refugee horror stories seriously, but from a visual perspective, has there been a less menacing bad guy? Maybe Dr. Evil of Austin Powers fame, but the worst he did was bring shame to his archetype, Dr. No.



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DC Life, An Observation

It's often rough going for the mid-20s professional in our nation's capitol, usually because he doesn't make much money, isn't very connected, and lacks sufficient influence to do things for people.  The female reaction to this situation is varied, but ongoing observation has led me to conclude that some women in DC (often southerners) go through three phases that correspond to men's life situations. So, men's lives revolve around three factors-- money, connections, and influence. Similarly, women can go through three phases during their years in DC: phase 1, ages 22-25/26; phase 2, ages 25-30; and phase 3, ages 30-35.

(Disclaimer: much of my experience has been with southern women, but I appreciate all women.)

As most people know, one way to never get rich is to work in government your whole life. Starting at the bottom of the food chain of authority also lands you at the bottom of the pay scale. That is all good and well for a few months, maybe even for a few years. But it starts to become inconvenient when you discover all the activities that exist in DC that cost more than you make in a couple days: Gold Cup, Courage Cup, Taste of the South, Inaugural Parties, weekend trips, even some campaign outings. Not because you can't afford many of these things is money the problem; you can. It's depressing because the older men, 27-34, can often afford more of them and can afford to take the very girl(s) you might wish to take. But more often than not, these older men win the day not because of money--they often get tickets and invites for free-- but because of my second topic, access.

Older dudes in DC have access to parties, happy hours, events, outings, and social networks us young turks do not. What does this mean practically? That they can invite girls my age (and they often do) to events beyond my reach. The older guys have been here longer, know more people, have invested more political, social, and financial capital in this region, and should be better connected than me; and they are. But this leads women my age to often seek out the older men for this very reason.

The last reason the young masters of the universe in DC find themselves lonely when the ladies their age are off seeking a benefactor is influence. Older men have the ability to hire girls my age, connect them with those who can, put them in a position to benefit socially and financially. I am in no position to make anything happen for a girl my own age, unless she wants to intern in my office. But she doesn't want to intern in my office. She wants to attend the Gold and Courage Cup tourneys for free, get free tickets to the Kennedy Center, Capitol Club events, receive invites to weekend outings on boats, planes, and vacation houses.

This brings me to my three classifications of DC females. There are three stages of female DC development: the new-to-town-I-Just-wanna-have-fun phase, the I-want-a-guy,preferably-who-can-do things-for-me-phase, and the I've-been-there-done-that-just-want-a-normal-dude phase.

Girls in the first phase are usually 22-26. Fresh out of college, in their first job, they just want to meet tons of new people, have tons of fun, not get tied down by dating seriously. So, they'll hang with guys their age, but usually they won't get too committed because that limits their options. Once they approach the mid-to-late 20s ages, they morph into phase 2.

Phase two, occuring between years 25-30, involves finding a guy who they could date, but who is connected enough to make the dating process worthwhile. They aren't necessarily looking for marriage or serious companionship, but they are sick of flying solo, paying their own way for events, and having to cab home with their girlfriends. They'd rather get free invites to events above their pay grade, be chauffered around by an older dude in a nice car in nice clothes who smells nice, even if he is a few pounds north of his appropriate weight.

This is great for the females, but can be troubling for the men their age, like me. We're often left with the leftovers in our age group, or forced to look down the food-chain to the just-arrived staff assistants, or even worse, the interns. (I haven't seen many staffers dating interns, but you better believe there's some serious discussion that goes on.) But phase two also makes the mid-20s male sometimes wonder why he tries with the mid-20s female. This distancing of the sexes in the mid-20s comes back to haunt the females more than the males, though, so the scales of justice to balance out eventually...for the males.  

Phase three is often the "correctional" phase in DC relational existence. It's the hangover period for some women, when they've gotten "it" out of their system, are sick of flying by the seat of their pants to every social outing, and just want to find some peace and quiet and maybe a nice, normal guy if they can; but they're not dependent upon finding him for their happiness.  During this phase, 30-35 in age, women are generally easy to talk to, easy going, more honest about who they are and what they want to do, and are much more honest about the rest of the DC establishment. They've been to all the parties, happy hours, social events, and weekend spots, so they're not easily swayed by offers to the aforementioned locales. They've dated on and off, maybe seriously, maybe not, so they're not going to fall for the first, second, or third guy to express interest; whereas the newer to DC girl may be more inclined to fall for older DC guy who promises the world and actually delivers Dewey beach for a weekend.

It's helpful for the younger man in DC to meet and become acquainted with the DC woman in Phase 3, because it provides a great window into the female DC worldview, and it provides hope, perspective, and balance to the younger DC female population's actions.

Now, I know women in all three phases, and most are genuine, kind, and relatively stable. But from the guy's perspective, perhaps the most effective relational posture is to wait out the new-to-DC type, go after the early entrants into Phase 2, and learn as much as possible from the females thoroughly and comfortably ensconced in Phase 3.

For a man in his mid- to late-20s, hanging out with single, older men is usually depressing, so that is not recommended.

Agree? Disagree?.
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Political Animals, Political Parties

Aristotle said that man is a political animal. Plato records that Socrates showed that the politics of no man would scuttle his ship of thought, so he drank some hemlock and spent eternity considering if he made the correct choice. Later on, Augustine came around and changed the way the Christian church thought about politics, but to think that Augustine's influence was felt only within the church is show that one does not think at all.

Augustine said that man has no political goals because he is a citizen of two worlds, and this world, his city of man, was a sinful place because man's reason was corrupted by the fall of Adam. Think this is just ancient nonsense? Look at the laws on the books for a couple millenia; they all point to an Augustinian view of the world: man is sinful, his reason is corrupted, he must be held in check- and it's the government's job to do that. Hobbes agrees with this.

While Augustine's ideas have always been debated or partially understood, many religious communities have taken the Augustinian idea to a new level: Anabaptists, Quakers, some Menonites, and within recent years, "pacifists" within all traditions have sprung up not solely because of Augustine's writings, but their choices reflect a partial Augustinian understanding of man's relationship to the polis.

Instead of calling people Republicans and Democrats, we should be calling people Augustinians and Thomists, after Thomas Aquinas. Augustine said that virtue will never be achieved through the state, that the state will never save anyone, and that the church is the social instrument by which virtue is achieved and the polis redeemed. Aquinas largely thought the opposite, with a few caveats. Does this dichotomy exist today? You bet it does. Does anyone realize it? Most political scientists do. Do politicians themselves? Take my word for it: not likely.

But realize that when Republicans talk about limited government and empowering the church and the private sector, they are on very firm theological, political, historical ground. The problem is this: the Democrats aren't on too shaky of ground either. Are there major differences between practical outcomes of those differing interpretations? You bet. But it's not simple enough to say "I'm for limited government," or "I'm for the welfare state."

Further, when thinking about Republicans and Democrats, consider this: you could call Republicans, or some Democrats, Platonists. Why? Plato proposed the idea of the univeral law, the absolute truth. Christians, Catholics, Mormons, Jews, Muslims all could be called Platonists. Don't write a cartoon about it in certain parts of the world. In the words of Austin Powers, that's not using one's head, being very headstrong, etc.

My point is simply that you can't demonize people for being Republicans or Democrats outright. It's fair to attack positions, but it's important to realize the deep theological underpinnings that undergird much current political debate. The more you know, the more you can effectively judge.

According to many commentators and Democrat friends of mine, the problem with John Kerry was not that he was a liberal Democrat; it was that you never knew where he stood. Couldn't the same be said of Hillary Clinton? One commentator recently said that she's a triangulationist: she sees where everyone stands and tries to accomodate that. Russ Feingold, a senator from Wisconsin, and Paul Wellstone, a former senator from Minnesota, are much more respected because they are/were honest liberals. They take liberal positions, champion liberal causes, and are not ashamed to say it. It's much easier to carry on a meaningful dialogue with and about these people because you know from where their thinking originates, you know where they might come out, and you know what the political and philosophical boundaries are going to be.

So what i'm saying is that I'm in favor of liberals being liberals, conservatives being conservatives, and no one being in favor of Hillary Clinton.

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Why Apartment Living Emasculates Men

 Why apartment living emasculates men

I had an epiphane today: I do not feel manly living in an apartment. In fact, I feel the very opposite of manly; I feel like a metro-man. Apartment living is perhaps the greatest force for emasculation in the modern world. Ponder with me the following consequences of apartment living, the five emasculations of today's apartment dwelling man.

Emasculation #1. You have no back yard. No yard means no mowing, raking, weed abatement, avoidance of indoor chores, bbqing, playing catch, picking up dog poop, etc.

Emasculation #2. You have no garage. No tools, no workbench, no powertools, no projects to work on, no access to creative outlets, no place to work on the car, get dirty, turn up your music really loud. No second fridge in which to keep provisions deemed "uncouth" for the inside fridge. No room for weights, treadmill, hockey net, ping pong table, etc.

Emasculation #3. You have no front yard. This is the big one. You can't impress your neighbors with your christmas lights, your frequent hand car washes, your magnificent lawn or shrubs, your immaculate landscaping, or your weed-free concrete cracks. You also can't be "that" neighbor, commanding respect by your loud music, loud talking, frequent visitors, huge parties that dominate the shared parking space, or intensely gaudy christmas light displays, hung so ornately by professional christmas decorators hired the day after thanksgiving. (That's how it's done at my neighborhood in CA. But I guess it's better than leaving your lights up year round like they do in Tx.)

Emasculation #4. You have no driveway. You can't show your car, your car repair prowess, or your lack of car knowledge. You can't play basketball with your kid or your friends with the backboard above the garage.

Emasculation #5. You have to be quiet. When you have a house, the one thing you can be is loud. Whether your doors are closed or open is your call and is usually determined by the degree to which you will go to make your neighbors like you, but you can be as obnoxiously noisy as you want. Not so in an apartment. Whether you're yelling at the TV during a sports game, playing your instrument way louder than necessary, turning up a movie loud enough to make your ears bleed, yelling on the phone, or just singing to yourself, the constancy of being surrounded by others, usually others you don't know well, forces the confident, assertive man to curb his natural, healthy expressive voice box and resort to the more subdued "polite" voice. This is suicide for a man. Being quiet at home can make you quiet at work, which could translate into being quiet after work. And if, as a man, you start becoming quiet, that can be one way to kiss away any chance of being seen as an assertive force with which to be reckoned.

This is not to say that men have to be loud to be manly, taken seriously, or to be judged competent or worthy, or to say that all men should be loud; but to live in an apartment imposes definitive limitations on the traditional man, chief among them being the prohibition against expressing himself loudly.

Fortunately, the remedy for such a situation is often easily attainable: just move. I look forward to moving out of an apartment and into my house someday, where I will have a backyard, a front yard, a garage, a driveway, and the freedom to be as loud as i want to be.
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Economic Tragedy in Surfing

 
From a narrow, selfish, favorite pastime perspective, the greatest economic misfortune to befall the American republic in the last year was not the gradual collapse of General Motors or Ford Motor Company. It was not the "outsourcing" of jobs to India, the constancy of the federal minimum wage, the rising price of oil, or the perceived but likely fallacious rise in "global warming." No, it was the shutdown of Clark Foam.

Who/what is Clark Foam? It was the national leader in production of foam blanks used for surfboard production. Based out of Orange County, CA, Clark foam was to surfboards what Microsoft Windows is to modern computing. They were it. Most every shaper, from Al Merrick in Santa Barbara to HIC in Hawaii trusted and relied upon Clark Foam to create and ship the world's best raw material for the world's best pastime. Clark has gone out of business due to a combination of factors, chief among them being environmental fear mongering by zealous Green activists in Orange County, not usually a mecca of environmental wackoism.

So the Greens have put the kaibosh on one of their favorite pastimes, at least for the time being. Some may dispute this, but when shops and shapers are rationing blanks, turning away customers, raising prices, and behaving in ways foreign to their traditional practices, it must be admitted that surfing has been dramatically altered in a way that has left everyone guessing what the future holds.

Some have argued that this will force new manufacturers to create new designs from new materials and will eventually be good for the industry. Maybe. But maybe not. Maybe surfing shouldn't have to cave to traditional Adam Smith market theory. Maybe what made surfing unique was that it was the anti- of everything else rational in society. You might have had the worst day of your life, but when you hit the water, things changed.

The escape that was surfing has been endangered, at least for the time being. If surfing becomes just another lame pastime, like golf, it will be hard to restore and resurrect the inherent magic. I don't mean that young kids will no longer wade in the shallows after practicing their moves on the sand with wild abandon and dream of being the next Slater or Machado.

But the soul surfer, the guy who turned his back on the "real" world to pursue the dream and lived the dream, he is the guy I'm worried about. What is he to do when his last stick in the quiver goes to surfboard heaven after the next wipeout or collision with the new guy in the lineup? Is he supposed to put on a suit and tie and work 65 hours a week to merely afford what he used to be able to buy after saving for a few weeks...or putting in a few hours in his buddy's shop. The corporate executive who surfs when he can is in no danger.

The guys who are just getting into surfing at a young age, who can't afford the higher prices that are sure to be stamped to new boards, the old guys who live off their savings or social security, the grom who's almost turning pro and just needs another year or two to seal that endorsement from the board company (the shoe company is cool, but you can't surf with DVS or Reef alone), those are the people I'm worried about. What's to become of them is up in the air.

They could play soccer, but that's never been as cool as being a surfer. I would know what it's like to not be as cool as a surfer, i've been a sponger my whole life. But that's all about to change...
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Evangelicals Turning Green

The cause de jour for mainstream Evangelical Christians-- expressed through the persona and agenda of Rick Warren-- is saving the environment by finding new ways to express their biblical mandate for "creation stewardship."

From where does this newfound viligance spring? Not the bible; it's been around for 2,000 years and mainstream Evangelicals are just now on the Green bandwagon. Not from any new scientific evidence; the alarmists have been consistently pandering fear for over two generations while the church watched with insouciance from the sidelines. Not from worsening environmental conditions; forests are repopulated, endangered species are protected, natural resources- despite repetitive claims to the contrary- are not running out, and technology- not a government mandate- is offering new ways to use less fossil fuels to produce greater supplies of energy. In other words, the holy literature, the scientific literature, and the landscape don't provide an explanation for the greening of the Evangelical church; allow me to offer one.

Over the past two decades, the mainstream Evangelical church (hereafter referred to as the Church) has come into its own politically; it is a powerhouse lobby for whatever cause or whatever politician it champions. The Church used to be defined by the agenda of Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, and a few others. This meant supporting Reagan, SDI, tax cuts, restrictions on abortion, etc.

What's changed in more recent years is the splintering of the "Church" into many smaller sects as some Evangelical Christians refused to be defined by the label of the "Christian Right" and pursued ends not traditionally associated with the traditional political agenda of the Right: social justice at home and abroad; forgiving third world debt; increasing foreign aid; advocating for international human rights; fighting religious persecution of anybody, anywhere.

This was accompanied by the ongoing self-discrediting of Falwell and Robertson, whose increasingly bizarre public comments alienated many of their footsoldiers and pushed them not to the Democratic party or a more liberal Christian denomination, but simply away from the "Christian Right" brand.

The end result was a diluting and broadening of the "Christian" agenda. It was no longer sufficient to lump all mainstream evangelical Christians into the same category as Jerry and Pat, for they no longer spoke for many of the most vocal evangelical Christian operatives in the political realm. With room to breath, Christians started pursuing other ends. One of those was addressing the humanitarian crisis of AIDS in Africa. Another, which I've already mentioned, was forgiving foreign debts from heavily indebted countries that could realistically not pay back their debts.

Another new feature of the post-Falwell era of dominance was a willingness to work with international institutions. Thanks in part to the efforts of President Bush to address HIV/AIDS, malaria, and TB in Africa through many different avenues, Evangelical Christians felt comfortable setting and working towards traditionally non-Republican policy goals.

In rough order, the evangelical Christian political "priorities" of the last twenty years have been, roughly-- and with the admission of obvious and sweeping generalizations-- stemming abortions at home, confirming conservative judges, elimination of all funding for abortions abroad, confirming more conservative judges, supporting the Boy scouts, fighting the domestic gay lobby on every front, protecting the Pledge of Allegiance, attempting to pass a constitutional amendment outlawing the burning of the American flag, promoting a culture of life while supporting the death penalty, cutting taxes, reducing the size of government, liberating the church from the instrusive reach of the state in terms of freedom of speech and assembly issues, electing Republicans on the local and national level, and opposing the UN generally and paying UN dues specifically.

These priorities still exist, but they do not encompass the entire agenda. The agenda also includes the newer items I mentioned earlier. The redefinition of the "Christian Right" has been good for the Republican Party, good for the Church, and good for the world. Christians now speak into more debates, more often, with a more credible voice. The Church should be on the forefront of fighting HIV/AIDS everywhere, but it should never acquiesce its principles by directly supporting ventures that support condoms over abstinence, prostitution, needle sharing, forced abortions, or euthanasia.

The climate change issue is different, however, in my opinion, in one central way: Christians do not share the end goals of the lar Left environmental lobby the way they often do in the HIV/AIDS/disease arena. Where in the HIV/AIDS fight Christians may have to partner with organizations whose methods they find detestable (abortions, needle sharing, condom obsession, prostitution), Christians largely share the end goals of those organizations: the termination of the spread of HIV/AIDS. Christians can detest the methods but agree on the end goal; the same cannot be said of the climate change debate.

Too many on the far left view the physical creation as more precious than man. Too many on the far left seek to deprive man of his right to "subdue" the earth and make it his. Too many on the far left engage in environmental terrorism to meet their goals and achieve their ends. Lowering carbon emissions is one thing (if it matters at all, the science isn't conclusive either way); returning man to a primitive state so that "mother nature" can thrive is an unbiblical, impossible, hopelessly idealistic, unthoughtful goal. God gave man dominion over the earth and all that is on earth. Man is not simply a partner, along with the ecosystem and the animal kingdoms, that must share the earth. God gave man a mind with which to develop the earth and his surroundings, for the betterment of mankind, the glorification of God, and the faithful stewardship of His creation. The far Left does not agree with this; evangelical Christians must disagree then with the far Left.

It is commendable to advocate more responsible ways of caring for God's creation. It is not commendable to jump on the environmental bandwagon and do press conferences with liberal politicans who are in bed with environmental extremist groups whose ends mainstream, responsible evangelical christians cannot share.
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Reading Suggestions

In order to further your knowledge of the vast world you encounter and probably know much too little about, I suggest reading the following books:

1. The Quest for Community
2. Hard Green
3. Mere Christianity
4. A History of the Crusades
5. Modern Times/A History of the American People
6. God and Man At Yale
7. Orthodoxy
8. What Went Wrong
9. The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, abridged (trust me)
10. Band of Brothers/The Greatest Generation/Flyboys
11. Radetzky March
12. The Good Soldier Svejk
13. This Way To The Gas, Ladies and Gentleman

Read anything by the following people:

1. Steven Ambrose
2. Jonathan Riley Smith
3. Clive Staples Lewis
4. Gilbert Keith Chesterton
5. Paul Johnson
6. Bernard Lewis
7. George Will
8. William F. Buckley, Jr.
9. Mark Steyn
10. Milan Kundera
11. Edward Gibbon
12. John Adams
13. Alexander Hamilton
14. Winston Churchill
15. Niall Ferguson
16. David McCullough
17. Thomas Jefferson
18. Charles Krauthammer
19. Jonah Goldberg
20. Dennis Prager
21. Thomas Sowell
22. Nelson DeMille
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Surfing v. Fishing

 

fishing v. surfing
this past weekend i went camping in west virginia with some friends, spending quality time hiking, fishing, relaxing around the fire, and generally being as mature as the most odious junior higher.

the fishing expedition was instructive however, for several reasons. being only the second time that i had ever been fishing in my entire life, i had to re-learn how to cast the line, reel it in, and not get the lure stuck on every rock, nook, cranny, and piece of driftwood in the stream.

i further realized that i am no good at fishing; that it is not my calling; that it is perhaps too slow of an activity for me to pursue with any determination; that it would be better for anglers everywhere if i steer clear of their pastime.

but during one break in the actionless action, it came to me that the fishing expedition is much like the surfing expedition: both can require long trips to remote places in search of possible rewards whose existence is more the product of legend, lore, and second-hand stories than verifiable data.

both require intricate knowledge of the technology, the techniques, the "code" of the sport, and the limits of the undertaking.

both can require exhausting reserves of patience just to get bye. both experiences can be either done in tandem with a buddy or two or solo, but both deteriorate when crowds appear.

in both sports do the young look up to the old and wish to be like them someday.

in both are the unsaid rules more important than the obvious, spoken rules. in both do the practitioners ignore the signage posted by authorities.

in both do the participants scoff at each new attempt by the state to impose order on the activity- surfers smoking and drinking and having dogs off leashes on "public" beaches; fisherman using live bait, "illegal" lures, and the "wrong" rod in certain spots.

in both can one success- that perfect wave; that one catch- validate an entire day, trip, season of attempts.

in both can men usually avoid polite, female society.

in both can men commune with nature in ways not possible in the arenas of everyday life.

from doing both do men return refreshed, content, more at peace with themself and the world.
i could go on, but this perhaps says much of it.

the few crucial differences are important and they force me to side with surfing.

surfing is more challenging mentally, physically, emotionally, and often financially. because it requires more, it often rewards in ways fishing cannot. surfing can literally kill you; fishing can kill you to death.

surfing keeps you in better shape, gives you a tan, exposes you to cute girls, keeps you in a more dynamic relationship with nature, doesn't result in the removal of indigenous life from the sea, and connects you with more peoples in more countries at different times throughout history than does fishing.

surfing breeds a mellow aloha spirit and goodwill wherever surfers encounter other surfers. i don't know that that's the case with fisherman; maybe it is.

but surfing is more exciting and helps one meet more girls so it has to be superior. and if you want to surf away from the girls, you have all winter during which to do so.

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